Sign over a Gynecologist's Office "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." |
In a Podiatrist's office "Time wounds all heels." |
On another Septic Tank Truck |
At a Proctologist's door "To expedite your visit please back in." |
On a Plumber's truck "We repair what your husband fixed." |
On another Plumber's truck "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." |
On a Church's Billboard "7 days without God makes one weak." |
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." |
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office
door "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" |
At a Towing company "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." |
On an Electrician's truck "Let us remove your shorts." |
In a Nonsmoking Area "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." |
On a Maternity Room door "Push. Push. Push." |
At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." |
On a Taxidermist's window "We really know our stuff." |
On a Fence "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" |
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." |
Outside a Muffler Shop "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." |
In a Veterinarian's waiting room "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" |
In a Restaurant window "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." |
In the front yard of a Funeral
Home "Drive carefully. We'll wait." |
At a Propane Filling Station "Thank heaven for little grills." |
And the sign at a Chicago Radiator
Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." |